Fashionable jogging shorts
Baggy t=shirts
College clones
Fucking dumb cunts
I hate your boyfriends
I hate your straight hair
I hate cow eyes
I hate your blank stares
OMG I’m stuck in college town
Holy cow I hate this townI wish
Someone would just burn it down
Velcroe sandals
Your toes are funky
You all got fake tans
Your personality
Its a dead end
You all gots fake teeth
Ya”ll gots fake tits
Fake is ugly
OMG Im stuck in college town
Holy cow I hate this town I wish
Someone would just burn it down
Burn it down right now
We gotta kill these clowns
Papapapappow
Die Now, Velcroe...
Omg, omg, CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
OMG, Omg CHUG CHUG
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